By Terry Pratchett
They say little wisdom is a perilous factor, however it isn't one part so undesirable as loads of lack of understanding. There are a few events the place the right kind reaction is to reveal this type of lack of awareness which fortunately and wilfully flies within the face of the proof. thus, the beginning of a toddler lady, born a wizard - by way of mistake. every body is aware that there's no such factor as a feminine wizard. yet now it's long past and occurred, there's not anything a lot an individual can do approximately it. permit the conflict of the sexes begin...
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Enter them in whatever order you wish. Do what you like with her tits. Tell her to look glad when she sees you. Tell her to wag her tail and bark like a dog. As long as she has a daughter, she has no choice but to obey. ” “They hate you,” Will said. “And thou as well, my love and my delight. ” A long silence. Then, “I know your mind as you do not. I know what things you wish to do with Red Margotty and what things you wish to do to her. I tell you, there are cruelties within you greater than anything I know.
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